Hey, thanks for caring.
I’ll add a more complete bio here as soon as I figure out how to write something that sounds interesting and not just like I’m trying to brand myself. Until then, I leave you with this:
25 Things You Probably Don’t Know About Me
- I enjoy chugging the milk after the chocolate chip cookie more than the cookie.
- I only play a few times a year but I can still hit a golf ball over 300 yards when the old back is nice and loose.
- I’ve genuinely feared for my life three times.
- I consider myself a decent photographer but haven’t taken the art seriously in years.
- I think a week of fishing in Canada for walleye, cooking over a campfire, and sleeping in a drafty old cabin is an excellent vacation.
- I prefer sleeping with the radio on and set to sports talk.
- I still get my hair cut by my mom.
- I’ve never owned anything but Chrysler vehicles.
- I attended 10 different schools from Kindergarten through college before finally becoming a political scientist.
- I’m a fan of the Detroit Lions.
- Steak and potatoes is overrated as a meal.
- Tornadoes both fascinate me and haunt my nightmares.
- I’m not allowed to do the laundry.
- I almost became an accountant.
- I believe that the grounds of Augusta National are magical.
- I have a 6 year old daughter with autism.
- I hate when I label my daughter like that.
- I’ve been to Disney World 62 times (and counting).
- I’m always amazed that I used to be able to read sheet music.
- Take me out for drinks and I’ll likely just order a Coke.
- When I was 4 years old I caught a glimpse of Santa flying away from the house on Christmas Eve.
- My definition of being successful changed in 1992 while riding down a highway in a $90,000 Mercedes Benz listening to the Stone Temple Pilots. The driver thought he was successful. I realized he wasn’t.
- I have over 4,500 songs in my iTunes library and rarely listen to anything other than podcasts.
- I’ve suffered from horrible migraine headaches about every 4 to 6 weeks since I was 5 years old.
- The last movie I saw in a theater was Monsters Inc. Star Trek. Yep, every 8 years like clockwork!







